Feed it a file.
It will not be kind.
Your group chat, read end to end and handed straight back — a quiz your friends will fail, a roast that names names, and a card worth posting. Ruthless by default, and every line of it is a number out of your own file.
The counting runs inside the tab, on your machine. Nothing is stored with us — no account, no database, nothing kept when you close it. The chat reading is the one optional step that sends anything anywhere, and it asks first. What happens to your file →
Quiz them. Then roast them.
A quiz built out of what actually happened in the chat — send the code, no account, watch them fail it. Then the roast: who never replies, who never shuts up, who is awake at 3am, each off numbers they cannot argue with. From a WhatsApp export.
Feed it my chat → ReadyBill the meetings
How many hours the meetings ate, and how many person-hours they cost everyone else in the room. The number nobody wants on a slide. From a Google Calendar export.
Feed it my calendar →More sources
Anything that lets you export your own file and does not need a login: steps and screen time, spending, whatever you can get out. Say which one you want.
Tell me which →Why it is one tool with two doors
The file is yours already
Every source here is something you can export yourself, without an API, a login or a permission screen. That is the test for anything new: if it needs an account, it does not belong in this product.
The work happens in the tab
Reading, counting, drawing, and even recording the video — all of it in the page, on your machine. The one exception is the optional AI reading of a chat, which sends a trimmed sample to a model and says so first. Nothing is ever stored on our side, because there is nothing on our side to store it in.
A picture or a video
The card is one image, instantly. The video is the same numbers arriving one at a time, recorded on your machine in real time — each page says how long its own runs. Both are yours to post or delete.